Tuesday, August 3, 2010
You know you are in the Bible belt when…
3 August 2010
You know you are in the Bible belt when…
Now that my apartment in Houston is finally set up, I figured I’d pretend to be a normal American and eat my dinner in front of the TV. Mind you, I don’t subscribe to cable TV. Instead, I have an antenna that picks up a random mix of basic TV networks. I somehow landed on a channel called JCTV. This stands for “Jesus Christ Television.” I caught the end of a program that was one of these action reality shows, like those TLC or Discovery Channel programs where the people travel to remote parts of the world and undertake daring feats. However in this case, the characters were Christian missionaries and they were going to all different parts of the world to convert native people. The episode I watched took place in Tibet. They seemed to think they were the first ones to bring the concept of Christianity to Tibet. Clips from upcoming episodes showed these cool dudes trekking through the tundra and sub-Saharan Africa to spread the good word.
Next it was time for Christian music videos. I think that even us non-Christians have heard Christian rock tunes on the radio before. This network had rock songs and love ballads, it also had Christian rap! There was something strange about seeing big black thug-type guys rapping about Jesus. The name of the song was, “Go Hard for the Lord.” I am used to hearing rappers talk about money, pimps and hoes, not about loving Jesus. You can send me to hell for saying this, but it just seemed wrong to me!! It kind of went against the whole hip-hop philosophy. It also got me wondering just how many kids out there are aspiring to be Christian musicians when they grow up. It just doesn’t seem quite as glamorous as Hollywood!
While watching JCTV I got to see a commercial for Holy Land. This is the Christian “Disney Land” located in Florida. It is filled with buff Fabio looking men playing Jesus, Joseph, Moses and the like. Some of their exhibits include a replica of the cave where the Dead Sea Scrolls were found, a large model of Jerusalem, and a Judean village. Visitors can even spend “A Day in the Life of a Monk” of Medieval times or partake in the last supper with Jesus and his disciples.
I don’t think that in New England we had channels devoted just to Jesus. Watching TV that night, I was quickly reminded that I am in the Bible belt. In the past month that I have been here, I have noticed that the average person is more apt to mention “god” in conversation. Most times they were bring it up in thanks. One family kept saying how gracious god had been to them to allow them to all be together to support my patient before her surgery. It was actually kind of special; they truly seemed so grateful. I have also heard more patients say “god bless you” to me more times I the past month than ever in my first year of residency. Perhaps this means I am finally doing something right with my patients? Or maybe it is my new location of practice. In any case, this liberal atheist will have to adjust to the god-fearing ways of the South.
Go Hard for God video:
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Liberals are Just People Who Have Never Been Held Up at Gunpoint
21 July 2010
Liberals are Just People Who Have Never Been Held Up at Gunpoint
It was just a matter of time before I had a conversation about guns in Texas. Texas is probably one of the most NRA loving states in the union…this is, of course, if you consider Texas part of the union…Texas would prefer to succeed and become their own country. In Texas, there is no waiting period for buying a gun, there is no state registration of guns, with proper licensing one can carry a concealed gun, machine guns are legal, and there is no limit to the number of rounds a magazine can hold. It is also legal to shoot someone with your gun in the state of Texas if you feel that your life was endangered or if someone has trespassed on your property. On my first day of residency at Baylor, I even noticed that there were gun signs on the entrances to Baylor College of Medicine. In this case, it was a notification that one could not carry a concealed weapon on the campus…no guns in lecture!
Today I sat in on a very long fetal ultrasound session and had a rather interesting conversation with the husband of the patient. He was big guy: tall and broad. He had a motor mouth that wouldn’t stop talking the entire hour…I might have blamed it on nerves if he just didn’t seem like a character of a man. The entire time he sat there in the chair, he rocked forwards to backwards, like he was all revved up and ready to jump out of his chair and spring into action at any moment. I told him that I had just moved here from the northeast a few weeks ago and he said, “Welcome to the only free state in the union!” He said he hoped that Texas could one day succeed from the union. He asked me how I felt about guns and I said, “Actually I’m packing right now!” He went on to say, “Guns are great! I love guns! Have you ever shot a gun? What kind was it?” He told me how he had just ordered a few t-shirts, one had a picture of a rifle on it and said, “Come and take it!” and the other said, “Liberals are just people who’ve never been held up at gunpoint.” His wife elaborated that he was one robbed at gunpoint. I told him that I did agree with the idea that a traumatic experience could make a person rethink the idea of keeping a gun for self-protection. He said, “Yea well hopefully the first time someone breaks in your house they don’t just shoot you in the head ‘cause then it will be too late to say you should’ve had a gun.”
This man continued to share his little stories. He told us how he wants to start a non-profit where people can donate towards him going out and shooting and killing child murders and child molesters. He said, “If I were going to be a doctor I would be an OBGYN too, I just love babies…” He went on to tell me how he is an instructor for Krav Maga, which is Israeli combat fighting for fitness. I have actually heard many times that this is a fabulous work out and told him I had been looking into it. He said, “Come on down, we’ll show you how it’s done, check out the intro class, I’ll give it to you gratis!” He is hoping that his next career will be as a medic in the army though…he wants to be in the field kickin’ ass and takin’ names.
This man clearly fit the stereotype of the Texan male, but they really do love guns in Texas. One article I read said, “’If you take 17 million people in Texas and multiply that by about three, you've probably got that many guns,’ says Jim Brown, legislative director for the Texas State Rifle Association, basing his estimates on conversations with people throughout the state.” It seems that the idea stems back from the times when Texas was part of the wild west and people needed protection out in the wilderness where the settled their ranches. In fact early settlers usually owned several guns because they wanted one gun in each room. One quote I read said, “If we give up our guns, what's to keep our military from coming in again? Nobody's going to invade my space."
As I lay in bed at my new first floor apartment the other night, listening to the array of unfamiliar sounds outside, I did get to thinking about safety. This was only my second time living by myself in an apartment and the first time was in a quieter suburban town. If someone broke into my apartment while I was sleeping, how would I defend myself? A part of me could see how having a gun in my bedside table would be a comfort. Clearly I am not the only woman that feels this way; an article I read said that women own 20% of the guns in Texas. I was once the staunchest anti-gun activist ever! The first time I held a gun I nearly started crying. In my eyes, guns equaled death. But as someone once told me, guns don’t kill, people do. So I figure I will learn a little more about guns. I plan to take a gun safety class with my friend, Danielle. We’ll see if two Yankees can manage not to humiliate themselves in a class of Texas gun lovers. And when and if I ever get that bedside table gun, you know I have officially converted to Texan!
Monday, July 12, 2010
2000 miles to Texas
11 July 2010
2000 miles to Texas
It was not even a week ago that I hopped on a plane, flying out of one of the northernmost areas in the US, Maine, and landing in one of the most southern, Texas. The differences between these two places were as vast as the 2000 miles between. During my weekend in Maine, we had blue skies and cool breezes while we looked at the dark blue ocean lined by coasts with tall evergreens and old wooden homes. The people drove their SmartCars and hybrid eco-friendly vehicles, the gay couples intermixed with the straights, and the population was largely white.
When I stepped out of the Houston airport to meet my friend, Danielle, I was hit by a wall of heat & humidity. It reminded me of the weather in South East Asia. Houston was about as hot as Cambodia in July. As Danielle drove us back to her house, we shared the highway with Suburbans and large pick-up trucks. The terrain was flat, the landscape mainly concrete with palm trees interspersed. People riding in the cars near us were every race and ethnicity imaginable and many were wearing their cowboy hats. I had officially arrived in Texas.
Danielle and Andrew live in a wealthy area of Houston called West University as it borders on Rice University. This is where the people with oil money have built their mansions. Live oak trees create a canopy over the streets in this neighborhood where many of the homes look like southern plantation and each yard is perfectly manicured.
Later that afternoon we visited my new apartment, which I had not yet seen in person. My neighborhood, Montrose, is quite different than Danielle’s. It is known to be the gay and eclectic neighborhood, plentiful with bars, cafes, and funky antique shops. My apartment is a two-bedroom on the first floor of a beige brick building built sometime in the 1940s. The lot next door is empty and someone had dumped an old mattress and couch on the roadside of the lot. Apparently you can dump your trash on anyone’s property in Houston for later garbage pick up, according to Danielle. Across the street from me were some newly constructed condo buildings that were modern and attractive. As I said, it’s eclectic, but I was excited about my quaint new apartment.
The following day was consumed with orientation business…I walked through the maze of hospitals in the Medical Center to get ID badges, fill out paperwork, and get health clearance. Even though Houston is a very large city, in fact the second largest to Los Angeles, all of the hospitals are concentrated in one area. The Medical Center neighborhood is filled with the likes of MD Anderson, Baylor College, UT-Houston Hermann Memorial, Texas Children’s, St Luke’s Episcopal, LBJ and Ben Taub (both county hospitals), Methodist Hospital, and the DeBakey VA. Walking through this area feels like being in the middle of downtown New York with skyscrapers and busy intersections & sidewalks.
Throughout the day I had been getting phone calls from my moving company. The driver told me that he was already in Houston, and that he felt like he was in a swimming pool with all of the sweating he had been doing. “It very hot here!” he said in his Slavic accent. I got finished work, picked up over a thousand dollars in cash to pay them, and headed to the apartment. When I pulled up, parked outside my apartment was a ridiculously long truck that seemed to take up half of the block. It had not one but two trailers on it. I finally met Ingus and his helper who were from Latvia and just about as stereotypically Eastern European looking as you could imagine. They were both tall, solid and meaty men. Ingus clearly spoke more English than the other guy who was wearing a neon colored cycling cap. They had to take a break in their air-conditioned truck before they were ready to start lifting.
I guess in one week I had already forgotten how much junk I had. I felt baffled as the apartment slowly was filled with stacks of cardboard boxes. The Latvian guys were sweating within minutes. Ingus asked if we could turn on the AC window units. “No electricity yet! Sorry” I said. It wasn’t long before even I was sweating quite heavily just from walking around the apartment.
As the men were unpacking, I noticed a short middle-aged man walking in the front yard, he looked in at the apartment and proceeded to move a garbage can from the roadside back to the side of the apartment. I figured this must be my upstairs neighbor. A few minutes later, the same man came to the front door and introduced himself. It was Larry, my new landlord. He was a small guy about my height but at least 10 lbs lighter. He had a salt and pepper short beard, smelled of BO, and spoke with a South African accent. He told me that he had been in Houston since the 1970s and was a retired “master plumber” and thus assured me I should at least have running water. He lives just a few blocks away in Montrose and doesn’t own a car, he only “peddles” around town. He seemed like a nice guy but his eyes conveyed that slightly distant look that I have only seen in people with psychiatric disorders, past drug use, or perhaps one too many biking accidents. I can now say that I don’t think I have every had a truly normal landlord…from the pot-smoking Bill Nuckles in college, to the slumlords in Lindenwold, the Guidos in Hoboken, and my last landlord in CT who told me he watched me when I ran around town.
Two hours later, the unpacking was finally winding down. Ingus started making conversation with me, he wondered how I had ended up in Houston. I told him my story and how I was starting over in a new place. He had already deduced that I was a doctor from the many boxes labeled, “Medical Books.” He said, “Ugh, I could never live in Texas! Too hot! Terrible!” He told me that the two of them would be leaving in the morning to do more packing and moving in Kansas, Colorado, Nevada, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and San Francisco before heading back to New York. Even though they had a job of hard labor, I can imagine that they must have met some interesting people and seen most of the US during the 7 years they’d done this. Once they finally left, I was thrilled to go back to Danielle and Andrew’s air-conditioned home and I think that I too, smelled of BO by then.
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